I’ve always hated the awkward introduction on websites. “Oh, hey this is my first post, it’s supposed to be jammed packed full of what awesome shit you’re going to find here”. But truth is? God knows what hides the corners of this disturbing mind of mine. So, I figure I’ll start with an intro because “about me” pages give me the creeps, I never know what to write or how to allude myself as being totally fucking awesome. So it ends up with “o…hi………yeah, hi.” or something as equally as awkward, kind of like this post.
So, anyways, before I go on more about the awkward first months of a site and how you’re going to discover what exactly your direction in life is and putting your entire life on the internet, even the made up parts, let me introduce myself. I’m Shellie, a 23 year old living in shitty Virginia. I have a two year old daughter who via the internet I call “smalls” because she hasn’t signed my disclaimer yet to allow me to properly use her name, she’s a diva if you haven’t noticed. I am a busy lady, I go to school full-time, work part-time and there’s a possibility of another job. I think if I could fraction out the 10-12 hours I am at home trying to sleep, and replace it with working, I’d do it. I may, or may not be a single parent, so working instead of sleep sounds appealing when you only have one income.
I’m not going to bore you to death with every boring detail there is to know about me, “I really like the color pink, and glitter is like my all time favorite craft supply. I also really enjoy watching TV shows no one publicly admits. Oh, and I’m 5’6 and weigh 978 pounds, impressive right? Goal weight of 1,000!!” (Some of those facts may be true, but I won’t admit to them.)
Anyways, welcome to my blog. Hope to see your asses around here reading my feeds and shaking your head in despair.
